What's that peep peep noise ?

WHAT'S THE MATTER, BERT  ?
That noise....what is it ???
OH....THOSE ARE BABIES :)
What is a baby ???
YOUR BABIES, BERT......
My babies ?!?!?!?
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU...YOU'RE A DADDY  ;)
What's a daddy ???
YOU BERT, YOU HAVE A FAMILY NOW.
What are you telling me ? I have to settle down ?
YUP :) AND EARN YOUR KEEP.
How many of them little peepers are in there btw  ?
WELL THE COUNT IS 5 ......
hmmmm.....only 5 ......well I guess that is okay then........
I'M STARTING ANOTHER NEST IN A FEW DAYS .....
say what ?!?!?!? ..........   thud !